How to scare anybody while at a desk

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 06/28/2017 at 21:04 • Filed to: None

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Violently smash a fly on your monitor with a stack of post it notes.

XJDano > jkm7680 06/28/2017 at 21:09

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Attach a dead fly to the bottom of the post it note stack and smash their monitor leaving guts. Then say

“Look, I got ‘m”

C62030 > XJDano 06/28/2017 at 21:33

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1. Kill fly

2. Mount fly’s corpse as a trophy

3. ???

4. PROFIT

CRider > C62030 06/28/2017 at 21:55

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Make a crown of dead flies, then declare yourself Lord of the Flies.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 06/28/2017 at 22:05

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It says Staff(1) reply?

How can I be staff?!?!?!?

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/28/2017 at 22:11

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I’m not sure, it’s been doing that all day with no staff.

Unless Kinja is self aware and we are considered staff because us complaining feeds the kinja dark god.

Patrick Nichols > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/28/2017 at 22:26

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Does it recognize mods as staff or just the OP discussions like before

Jason Spears > jkm7680 06/28/2017 at 23:56

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